It's been awhile since I've posted. A few weeks ago was pure insanity with all the deadlines before spring break; the first 100 pages of my novel, three books I had to read with accompanying papers, etc etc. Then I went to San Antonio with my husband and a few friends. It was a BLAST. But now I'm back and dealing with reality. I'm not really a big fan of it this week. (As you can see by the pictures.. I elaborate below.)
Anyway, don't worry. As easy as it would be to write about the metaphors of roller coasters and life, I shall refrain. I'm not going to be a Debbie Downer today.
I will, however, let you know that I rode a few roller coasters on my spring break. Literally. I'm not being deep.
I LOVE roller coasters...and I love riding in the very front (even if it's the longest line) and I absolutely love the ones where you flip upside down. I love how I feel when I'm on one--it's a combination of elation and....well, terror? No, not terror because I hate being afraid. It's that adrenaline rush that's priceless. As my husband and friends found out, I sound somewhat like a crazy person. On the slow ride up to the top, I have that anxious jittery joy...then at that plunge to the bottom, I scream...and laugh. I laugh maniacally. I laugh until tears are streaming down my face. I laugh so maniacally that it makes it impossible for my fellow riders to not laugh at/with me. It was a shame that Sea World only has two roller coasters, but I highly recommend The Steel Eel and The Great White.
During our San Antonio stay, we also went to Ripley's Believe it or Not. There we saw a bunch of random stuff from a John Wayne portrait made out of cow dung, a headless chicken that stayed alive for awhile, Titanic artifacts, one of Houdini's keys, and Lee Harvey Oswald's toe tag. At the Guinness World Records Museum, my husband and my friend's husband easily beat the drum beats per minute record, I learned that there is a flower that smells like rotten flesh (and can be smelled from 1/2 a mile away), and I was horrified that the world's largest family reunion had 2,369 members (I mean, really..HOLY HELL). At Louis Tussaud's Wax Museum, I got to hang out with Oprah, Shirley Temple, and many other famous people.
At the Alamo, I became a tad claustrophobic and had to get the heck out of there...but I really liked the big tree in the garden area.
At Sea World, Evan and I swam with Beluga whales, went to every animal show they had (my favorite was the Believe show with Shamu and his killer whale friends), and had the absolute time of my life.
The River Walk was beautiful but slightly boring..until we branched off and found a little art district tucked away from it all.
We went on the Tomb Rider 3-D Adventure Ride and killed some zombies...I felt like Lara Croft. And I ate ice cream while the rest of the posse went to a haunted house.
Oh..and we had a Star Wars Episode 4, 5, and 6 marathon. Woohoo!
Yesterday was Evan's birthday, and I ended up beating him with one of his birthday presents. (Don't worry..It was to protect him.) We were riding back from the post office and opening the birthday package from his family... I look over at him (he was driving) and all of a sudden, a ginormous brown spider ran across his arm. I hate spiders. So, of course, I FLIPPED out. I let out a huge scream that he says was worse than any scream queen in a horror movie. On one of his "you almost killed me" rants, he said, "People have been murdered without making that much noise.." While screaming, I took what I currently had in my hand (which happened to be the box holding his Wii tennis paddles) and tried to kill it. It didn't work. I only accomplished in nearly giving Evan heart failure. It took him awhile to recover. And when the nasty demon reappeared (the spider, not Evan) and I managed to kill it very calmly with the car's instruction manual, Evan was inside getting food. So no one witnessed the no-shrieking spider-killing Aubrey. Oh, well. Maybe next time. I mean, NOT next time. Please, oh Please, God. Don't let that happen again.
So there's an update. Hope you enjoy all the pictures...